ABBEY 🚀⚡️🦋

stay groovy

[Abdi @AbdiTV]

‘You escaped from HMP Wandsworth’

‘No I didn’t’

LOOOOL

[m @makeamilly1]

Looking at him like this after I find him

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t

[Cardi Rie @carierobins_]

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

[wes!! @syntheticvinyl]

how are you all forgetting this masterpiece. banger after banger.

[T @MrTund]

😭😭😭😭

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

Your dad at parent’s evening when you were in primary school

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[jj. @jameelajoie]

I’ve spoken too much today. We attempt mystery again tomorrow.

[4Y4N4 @aayanazcc]

i told him to leave me alone n he actually did IM SICK 😭😭😭

[ains 🂱 @ainsleystapes]

tristan thompson when they told him he had to cum in a cup instead of fucking the surrogate

[Charlotte Amy @Charlotteamy_x]

Selling x2 Sunday we are festival tickets, need gone as currently on crutches🥲

[mj #SPURSFC @mj_bustillos]

I really go into work, make everyone laugh for 8 hours, then leave

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone