Abbey Finch

Actress/Comedian. I just want to lie on the beach and eat hotdogs. I watch literally. Everything.

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never walked down the stairs in slow motion to an alt rock band. #whyimsingle

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never owned or even worked at a tiny bookstore, so I’ve never given some big executive the chance to take it over while simultaneously falling in love with me. #whyimsingle

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never sang I love rock n roll at a karaoke bar while doing body rolls next to a stripper pole. #whyimsingle

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because no ex of mine ever tragically died and left me a scavenger hunt of love letters to be able to find myself and fall in love with life again. #whyimsingle

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because my family never vacationed in Cape Cod for the summer, so I could watch potential pro baseball players mow my lawn while I distracted them by swimming in our pool in my bikini. #whyimsingle

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because my mother never made me buy a polka dot dress to wear on a date. #whyimsingle

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never had to proposition a stranger in a a foreign country for a ride somewhere. #whyimsingle

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never somehow tricked a man into going on a date with me to a Celine Dion concert instead of the Knicks game.

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never owned a Gucci shoe to be able to get it stuck in a manhole while a dumpster plummeted toward me causing a complete stranger to have to save me who happened to be a hot doctor and the groom of the wedding I’m planning.

[Hot Dog on a Stick @Hotdogonastick1]

Cheers to the weekend with hand-stomped Lemonade 🍋 Photographed 📷 @amayzingeats @abbeyfinch

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

I was on board with Joe Goldberg murdering people for love until UNTIL he cheated on the person he was murdering for. That is where I draw the line. #YOUSEASON3 #you #YouNetflix

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@JensenKarp @CTCSquares
Found Footage

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Videos of bloggers putting on their pants without having to wiggle really triggers me.

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Finally started #TheMandalorian and this is me watching baby yoda

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

PSA: Dancing will lead to broken phone screens

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

This is like THE MOST DESERVED AWARD EVER LIKE EW! @JonComerford

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

Huge congratulations to Lisa Parasyn, Jon Comerford and the casting team for their #Emmys win - Outstanding Casting For a Comedy Series!

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Me after watching Johnny go in for his second “passionate” kiss after the game was over #LoveIsland #loveislandUSA

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Why th has no one told me to watch @searchpartymax it’s my new obsession and you need to be watching!

[Abbey Finch @AbbeyFinch]

Season 4 finale of @insecurehbo had me like

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@swaggmily But actually we hate her for Connor