Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer

Fullstack PHP/Laravel & WordPress dev focused on clean code, performance & real-world impact.I build scalable apps & headless WP. Open to remote gigs 🚀 👩‍💻🎮

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

Good morning to everyone except people who hate PHP 😎

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

Last year I forgot my cousin's birthday. It wasn't because I didn't care, I was overwhelmed. That made me wonder how many relationships slowly fade because of moments like these. That's why I'm building CelebrateMe.

https://t.co/RGGuSaiAq2

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

@AramideOyekunle 😂🤣😂😂

[Max Dowman’s Father @Oscarnuwati]

moral lesson: life will go on with or without you.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Olodo uprising ke...

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

@0moyeh 😂😂😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Ycee makes a new post on Snapchat.

[🎗️ @spicy_exx]

Popular brawl that took place at Riverfront Park in Montgomery, Alabama in 2023.

Reportedly, a group of white men att@cked a black dock worker after he asked them to move their boat. In response, a group of black men intervened to defend the worker.

Some detained, and charged.

[Nnamdi🍀 @tweetsbyzyl]

He asked one too many questions ngl, just throw her out of your house.

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

@DAMIADENUGA 😂🤣😂😂 first-class upper

[Harry Mack @harrymack]

Started Rapping Then Tracy Morgan Pulled Up

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

@Peter4Nigeria @SenRemiTinubu 😂😅 be like bros don collect akara grant 😂😂

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

@OurFavOnlineDoc Louder pls 🥺

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Ahab is building highway.
Jezebel is telling people to start selling akara and roasted corn by the roadside.

The most heartless satanic couple to ever lead Nigeria.

[Alex Lieberman @businessbarista]

I stole this idea and now use it with every single employee.

It’s the best illustration I’ve seen of teaching someone to be high agency.

It says there are 5 levels of work:

Level 1: “There is a problem.”

Level 2: “There is a problem, and I’ve found some causes.”

Level 3: “Here’s the problem, here are some possible causes, and here are some possible solutions.”

Level 4: “Here’s the problem, here’s what I think caused it, here are some possible solutions, and here’s the one I think we should pick.”

Level 5: “I identified a problem, figured out what caused it, researched how to fix it, and I fixed it. Just wanted to keep you in the loop.”

Using this framework, here’s what I say to every new employee…

You will live at Level 4 from Day 1 and as we build trust you will rise to Level 5.

Being high agency doesn’t just mean tackling problems in this way. It means your entire way of working should be oriented to being a Level 4+ employee.

Plz feel free to steal it as well.

And ty @stephsmithio for the framework!

[JOE @Real_Giilo]

“It almost seem like you're watching a video from 1960... if this is the thinking in Aso Villa then there's problem o... how many people in the family that they came from have made successes from the things she mentioned…?”

~Ayo Mairo Ese

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

@maxvayshia Finally 😂

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“These Ladies Leave This Place After Selling Their Bodies For Money, Then Go Back To Nigeria, Start Podcasts, And Begin Talking Nonsense. Is That What We Want Nigerian Youths To Emulate? The Government Needs To Regulate Social Media ASAP Because This Is Getting Out Of Hand.” ~ Oju Babe Reacts.

[Obaloluwa @De_king7g]

Choose your life partner wisely.

[Abbeymaniak | PHP WordPress Laravel Developer @abbeymanic]

@EmirSirdam I don talk this thing tire