Abbey Murphy

putting the ab in absurd one day at a time.

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Parted with my long time roommate today, gonna miss scaring ppl w/ u.

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Why is it that I always run into the most people when I'm wearing a weird pajama outfit & makeup from last night?

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The U.S. Gymnastics Team serves as a happy reminder that I will probably never be able to do a cartwheel

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@c_rorke ty sweet Christy

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@FunPapaya lmfaoooo ty I was surprised too

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A wonderful excerpt from my 4th grade journal. Somethings never change 🍝🍝🍝

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@c_rorke unfortunately yes, she drifted away from me. It was tragic.

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Today my favorite scrunchy fell victim to the high seas. Thank you for holding my hair back during many times of need. RIP 3/2015-7/2016

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@tomandmartys toast

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@tomandmartys bagels

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@tomandmartys waffles

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Do u actually still believe that the Egyptians built the great pyramids?! #LOLno.

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I wish guys liked me as much as mosquitoes do

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My mom just suggested that I hang out on my deck for some "granola bar & chill" so that basically sums up my wild summer

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@c_rorke this would pair perfectly with my bottle flute!!!!

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Abbey's aesthetic: classy but next to the gas station ⛽️

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Confused bc my mom is low key in love with the tipsy bartender

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@sshameemz hate to admit that it's the REALIST

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My grandma still apologizes to me every time she uses profanity and it's truly the cutest thing ever

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Guess who enjoyed frap happy hour today!!! This girl :))) #YOLO #HalfPriced #Stains4Days