Abbey Pitchford

Theatre maker + poet+ playwright+ vocalist+ mom+ wife+ Hildegard Von Bingen fan page.

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@AmyMantravadi @philvischer @KaitlynSchiess I feel that you’d enjoy this!

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The new Bridgerton season is brilliant. Just brilliant. #Bridgerton

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I think the WI flag should be two dudes standing next to their fishing boat admiring and discussing it while they drink a can of whatever.

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@jimmyfallon #StonerThoughts Do you ever see a shadow version of yourself? I’ve got the sparkly version right now. It’s got fairy wings.

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@jimmyfallon #StonerThoughts while high and listening to Avril Lavigne : “you are so right! Why DO I have to make things so complicated?”

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@JanetDPeterson Therein lies the other problem. Just because there’s an urge doesn’t mean there’s follow though. Ha! It’s more of when I get frustrated and angry, I feel like a piece of art or wiring or something could, like, fix it. Like it’s my way of influencing things. IF i created it lol

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Every time there’s a tragedy or a hard mental health or heartbreaking moment I just feel this overwhelming urge to make something.

That instinct has to mean something.

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*too. Seeeeeeee. Mondays make me lose my spelling.

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I just texted “have a great day!” To a colleague and it felt gross. Way to chipper for a Monday morning. Instant regret. Their reply was - “Here’s hopin.”

They couldn’t even do it either.

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@HolyPostPodcast @philvischer This reminds me of the episode about the rise in teen mental health issues, particularly liberal girls.

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When your ear-splitting depression finally calms down after a week-long rager, you organize your junk drawer out of celebration.

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Ke Huy Quon winning an Oscar….. me crying this early in the Oscars isn’t a good sign. Gonna be a long night.

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Woof. “Grease” is dark.

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@HolyPostPodcast @KaitlynSchiess @philvischer Would love to hear your thoughts on Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio. Incredible artistry with beautiful biblical themes throughout.

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Just another day of being frustrated that the Peaky Blinders boys are muy attractive and muy not wanting to flow that way.

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Comment a selfie below and I’ll invent a Hallmark Christmas movie where you’re the main character based entirely on that photo

(Include your pronouns if it’s important to you that I get them right)

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@BenDanielParman @DavidLeonGill With the most gloriously gilded glass panes and a very, very fashionable brass knocker.

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common we've all had days like this...

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CROATIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Qatar2022