abbey ragan

“the Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away.” - Job 1:21

[abbey ragan @abbeyragan]

my five personalities when class doesn’t end early

[abbey ragan @abbeyragan]

@BulldogDW I’m so pumped

[abbey ragan @abbeyragan]

@BulldogDW @arragan7 Nooo wayyyy

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

An elementary school in Cullman, AL, is piloting a new bulletproof panic room that could be built into classrooms, for easy access during a hypothetical mass shooting.

The owner of the company that designed them says the inspiration came to him after the shooting in Uvalde, TX.

[jess @amesfumeros]

janine teagues once said (season 2 edition) #AbbottElementary

[L'Art Impressionniste @allontanarsio]

Claude Monet's different painting details

[abbey ragan @abbeyragan]

@kris10n_ Chinese Buffet

My specialty was dipping the fortune cookies in the sorbet like my own edible spoon.

[abbey ragan @abbeyragan]

NOOOOOOOOO

[Variety @Variety]

‘Minx’ Canceled at HBO Max Despite Season 2 Renewal https://t.co/1P5BQ0cg9O

[abbey ragan @abbeyragan]

Thanks Durand Jones & The Indications for spending 682 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Witchoo. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/4qbA3vSulh

[heezey @heezeyyy]

The barista put whole milk in my coffee instead of oat milk

[How Things Are Manufactured @fastworkers6]

Kitchen workstation..

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

A young woman pranked her grandma by deadpanning the lyrics to Katy Perry’s ‘Last Friday Night’ and pretending they actually happened. 😆

‘Nanny usually believes anything I say to her, but again I didn’t think she’d believe me this much,’ Shelby Hoefling said, via Storyful.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Snoop Dogg is making affirmation music and nursery rhymes for kids now. how can you not love him 🥺

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[abbey ragan @abbeyragan]

@kris10n_ Teacher burn out is for realz

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

the Emmys are tonight, so let’s never forget the time Amy Poehler convinced her other nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their category was called

[zae @itszaeok]

comedic excellence im so sorry

[Rick Altherr @mxshift]

Terrifying fact: we figured this out at Google and it was part of why we stopped the program. The folks who left the program to start Starlink knew all this.