[first day as a pilot]
control tower: what are your coordinates
me: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion
control tower: can you be more specific
me: simba
Me: how do I do taxes?
School: here’s a recorder
Me: what is a credit score?
School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this
Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?
School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.
what if Miley comes out now and puts the wig back on and Selena and Demi start hanging out again and High School Musical 4 begins filming and Zack and Cody move back into the Tipton AND EVERYTHING BECOMES RIGHT IN THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN