Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982

Service Advisor at #BatteriesPlusBulbs 🔋+💡
Former #saleslead at #RitzCamera 📷
Performing #customerservice since 1998 🤝
Currently exploring #theuniverse 🌌

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@Airaasayss perpetually

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@kat_maryb

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@JeffBezos Old hat by now.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@cr_0m You're right though. It starts with N and ends with D.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@Matt_Pinner I see the side profile of a sitting cat delivering an uppercut.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@oelma__ A horror story.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@Umama11_ No, cause it's grammatically incorrect.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@EmilySm43 Boston

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@oelma__ pull the plug.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@Arden_2210 30. if they're dead, they're still.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@haniya_445 REAR

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@Matt_Pinner A horror story.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@MbarkCherguia The Rock.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@FELibrary_ How do you factor the affect of gravity on this model?

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@hwinkler4real when when you say?

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@AVGirl4Life A horror story.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@AntiWokeMemes And what the hell are YOU doing?

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@janninereid1 Um, at home only 1 person uses the bathroom at the same time. Nice try though.

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@ChatGPTapp and only 3 words spoken back: "PC LOAD LETTER"

[Michael J. Burglund™ since 1982 @abbeyroader]

@elonmusk I thought the phrase was "Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never fucking had any. "