abbey brooks

that’s assault brotha

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

If you need me, I’ll be here

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

The older I get, the more I find myself randomly thinking about what uniquely powerful and spectacular talent Chris Farley had.

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

That is all.

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

Curran’s Cajun wings

[Ravi Kahlon @KahlonRav]

Proud dad moment today. My 10yr old son saw a new kid sitting by himself. Another friend and he decided to hang out with him over lunch. He got this lovely note at the end of the day😢❤️

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

Disney adults are the worst breed of them all

[Claudius @xclaudius]

after you purposely step on a leaf and it doesn’t crunch

[liva @realchoppedliva]

shout out to lying down. lying down is awesome

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

If u see me driving and singing drivers license please just do me a favor and look away

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

Not to be dramatic but if anyone were to propose to someone at my wedding I’d burn the venue down

[AL🚫NE @uglygod_geno]

Idc who you are 😂

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

@haleyboyce_ I ain’t never told a lie

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

Went to Atlantic City....won 5 cents and hung out back stage at a strip club

[abbey brooks @abbeyybrookss]

My night in one tweet: