when TF and why TF did @UPS decide it was a good idea for their delivery drivers to ring a freaking doorbell at 9:30 at night?? second time in a month they’ve woken the whole damn house up for nothing. that’s a good way to piss somebody off
My boyfriend -now ex- posted a reel one day, so I commented. A few minutes later, a girl sends me a friend request, and I ask him if he knows who she is. He just tells me to block her, and I tell him I did, but it was a lie, because I already knew what was about to happen.
let me get this straight….you’re going to train relentlessly…try out…make the team that so many people would give it all to be on..then stand there like a dickhead during the national anthem showing zero respect? make it make sense.
Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.