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[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

[blake @blakeslun]

fried beans:

inventor of refried beans: again.

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls

[LPGA @LPGA]

There's no place like LA 🌴

Check out the Top 5 Shots from the @lpga_LA! 👇

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

My sauce packet drawer is a thriving metropolis and a beacon of diversity

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

Wait why did the Oscars turn into Lexi’s Oklahoma

[B. @ArtLesb0]

“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.”

-flour companies

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sometimes when ur hands get wet ur like how the hell am i gonna get out of this one

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Worried about how many things the guy who discovered maple syrup tried stabbing/drinking from before he got to trees.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Some personal news

[Skoog @Skoog]

i feel like gatorade has coca-cola vibes despite being a pepsi product and powerade has pepsi vibes despite being a coca-cola one. i am very fun to have a conversation with.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bruno mars was right, i wanna be a billionaire so fuckіng bad

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

y’all said weed would make us sluggish and unproductive, meanwhile snoop dogg got like 50 jobs

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

love is love

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

it's criminal how much regret you feel after eating McDonald's

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm sorry but if ten million fireflies lit up the world as you fell asleep then that is an insane amount of bugs, that is absolutely fucked

[Oscar @makupa_]

Me on Netflix