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university of illinois alum

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone.

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

weeping willows might just be the most beautiful trees in existence

[Maddie @baddiemaddie43]

ur kidding me

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I were talking last night about groceries.

I went back into my Walmart app and pulled up an order from January 2020.

30 items. $70.20.

I added every single one back to the cart today.

$165.42.
Same 30 items. Same store. Same cart.
$95 more, In six years.

They told us inflation was temporary. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was recovering.

My grocery bill didn’t get the memo.

135% increase in six years and nobody in Washington has missed a single meal.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Just so you know, agriculture uses more water than data centres and golf courses combined.”

Yes, but we have to eat. We don’t have to use AI or play golf. This is a useless argument.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me trying to find a different show to watch after finishing one i really liked

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Couldn’t justify paying $15 for a burger so I bought $67 worth of ingredients to make it at home and now have a sink full of dishes​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when ur alarm goes off and now you're too tired to work, too poor to quit and too young to retire

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Does anyone else spend the entire modern movie turning the volume up and down because there is zero sound consistency in movies anymore?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while time passes at 10x speed

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[masha @masha_slp]

shoutout to me in 5 years. i bet she’s doing amazing and i am rooting for her

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Doesn't feel fake when I pay my bills. Hbu?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i never saw it from this perspective and now im mad

[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

Not even an exaggeration when I say that all sanitation workers should be paid an insane amount of money. The risks they take to keep our cities free from filth and disease??