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sass + class

[The @maidenless_theo]

Father takes his son to the playground

[daylon @dayIonn]

Target just be having shit, and I just be buying it

[Kenz @Lumigen]

i know things aren't very fergalicious right now dude but hang in there ok

[abbi @abbi_spurling]

@carolinemurphee Are you joking?

[Metro Bloomin 🌼 @say_daisyyy]

This is epic. Steve Carell ages like fine wine

[Ryan Bennion @RyBen3]

“Never trust a Tammy” -Ron Swanson #TheBachelor

[peach @peachsweet_tea]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you are a girl, please don’t wash your hair everyday or even every other day. You can wash it once a week and it’ll be amazing. Your hair will thank you. That’s all

[★mir★ @mirahope_]

day 3 of daylight savings:

[Cracker Barrel Cheese @CBCheeses]

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[˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ @babooshke]

my toxic trait is not being able to write messages without exclamation points after everything! i’m really not this excited! i just don’t want to come across as rude without them! i seriously can’t stop! help! !

[Bambi @SaiyanPineapple]

Fun facts: this is the Greenland shark. They have a lifespan of around 400 years. Most are blind due to a parasite attracting itself to its eyes. Their meat is poisonous and they do not attack humans. Let’s protect and save our oceans for these cool beasts.

[abbi @abbi_spurling]

How do you tell your girlfriend you went on the bachelorette to get publicity but accidentally got engaged? Asking for Jed. #TheBacheloretteFinale

[caroline @carolinneee8]

therapist: “and what do we do when we are sad?”

me: “think about tyler c”

therapist: “omg right?”

#thebachelorette

[abbi @abbi_spurling]

Brotherhood of the Salmon Jacket #TheBachelorette

[abbi @abbi_spurling]

Do you ever just kinda zone out when you’re driving and don’t really remember how you got to where you were going??