abbie

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward

[Porkchop Express @Porkchop_EXP]

I am very hesitant to assign obesity in the US to lifestyle.

Something is DEEPLY wrong with their food quality.

You know this because Europeans immediately gain weight in the US without changing their eating habits and lose the weight just as easily when back in Europe.

[Emily Krebs @EmilyKrebs6]

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

one of my worst traits is my core belief that i deserve a little $6 coffee every time i run a mildly unpleasant errand

[Sim ひ @simeont_]

Before you hit me with “wya” let me know what you want first so I can decide where i’m at

[abbie @abbie00_]

Atta girl! @ellieneall

[Embry-Riddle AZ WSOC @ERAUAZWSoccer]

🦅 grab their first win of the 2021 season this morning. "Little Chef" @sierravicente12 had a pair of goals today, while @ellieneall @katyyyh6 @annabelleh2205 @maggimae20 and Rae Yoshioka each chipped in with a goal a piece!

[Embry-Riddle AZ WSOC @ERAUAZWSoccer]

🦅 grab their first win of the 2021 season this morning. "Little Chef" @sierravicente12 had a pair of goals today, while @ellieneall @katyyyh6 @annabelleh2205 @maggimae20 and Rae Yoshioka each chipped in with a goal a piece!

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The kids my girlfriend nannies for have a new game called customer service where they sit at this desk and ask what your problem is then tell you they can’t solve it and complain about how many emails they have to answer and nobody has any idea where they learned it

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

This is really vulnerable of me to post but I’ve been lost in a parking garage for 4 hours

[ANTHONY ZUCCARO @externaljew]

Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength

[Sun Devil Soccer @SunDevilSoccer]

DOWN GOES THE DEFENDING CHAMPS‼️

1st win vs Stanford in Tempe since 2003 🔱

[abbie @abbie00_]

and that’s why they call it the beautiful game! @ari_coronado01 #SCTop10

[California Baptist Women's Soccer @CBUwsoccer]

83’ | G⚽️⚽️⚽️AL‼️ Ari Coronado with an incredible strike to bring the Lancers tied once again with the Lopes!!!

Lancers 2️⃣
Lopes 2️⃣

#LanceUp⚔️ | #SCTop10

[California Baptist Women's Soccer @CBUwsoccer]

83’ | G⚽️⚽️⚽️AL‼️ Ari Coronado with an incredible strike to bring the Lancers tied once again with the Lopes!!!

Lancers 2️⃣
Lopes 2️⃣

#LanceUp⚔️ | #SCTop10

[matt danger @FlimfloomNFT]

I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO UTI 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏