not well bitch

probably lost something (she/her)

[not well bitch @abbie_what]

@ScotRail Is the 11.30 from Carfin to central due to go ahead?

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

WAIT A MINUTE… #EURO2024

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Me when anybody's talking about anything.

[not well bitch @abbie_what]

End of an era (Abbie’s version)

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

I hadn't even looked in the bloody window!

[Joshua Crawley @AllHailTheVoid]

Kate Middleton “Occasionally experiments with editing.”

[not well bitch @abbie_what]

@CtrlGaltDel

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the terminally online partner explaining the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience and Kate Middleton situation to your blissfully offline partner:

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me liking all the Willy Wonka and Kate Middleton tweets

[paris rae @parisrae13]

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

PAUL GONE I’M SHAKING #TheTraitors

[alicia @whouffaldi]

harry at the round table when it was time to throw paul under the bus #TheTraitors

[Marthe de Ferrer @MarthedeFerrer]

Just clapped so hard at Harry being an absolute genius backstabber that my watch tried to call me an ambulance

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[Wando @Wandoful]

The nation watching Harry turn on Paul:

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

my new years resolution is to be more insane

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

I cry daily ♥️♥️

[angie♡🇩🇴 @willowroses]

Not Matthew Perry gone