abigourd

used to be the mom friend and now I’m more like the high school english teacher friend

[abigourd @abbiedjohnson]

Sometimes I’m like “a couple kids would be enough,” and other times I want to have eight daughters and name them all after the canon of Greek goddesses.

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Mayfly girlies it is time to ✨emerge✨

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Petition to nix turkey from the thanksgiving menu.
-no one knows how to cook it
-not good
-takes forever
-tastes bad

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Was confused at the beginning of The Crown S5 thinking, “who’s this guy they’re talking to about being future king?” And then realized it’s Charles being played by an actor that’s way too handsome to play Charles. Are these really supposed to be the same man?

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@jimrosecircus1 Where are the age gap police?

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@Theholisticpsyc Thankful my parents didn’t encourage this.
When I expressed intuition that a certain uncle was a creep, he wasn’t allowed in our home anymore.
(He was later found out to indeed be a creep)

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@ellle_em Circe by Madeline Miller.
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller.
No One is Here Except All of Us by Ramona Ausubel.

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@alissamarie (If you know me and know what Movieguide is, you understand how truly ridiculous this question was)

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@alissamarie I was sitting alone eating at a bar. A guy sat next to me, asked what I did over the summer, and I told him I just got back from an internship at a place called MovieGuide in California. He said “what do they do there, make pornos?”

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I simply cannot keep watching TikTok girlies go to the thrift store and pull the 12 ugliest things from 2008 off the racks

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I knew nothing about cars and still don’t really but Cars (2006) really made me think white walled tires were the height of automobile fashion

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Watching Bridget Jones’ Diary for the first time and she’s really meant to be overweight at 136lbs…… I’M SORRY WHAT???

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@liskhalifa Paul had LICHRALLY just been to Mexico and can’t say pico de gallo

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This is all I could think about watching GBBO’s Mexican Week

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She’s a widow with three previous husbands who all died of mysterious causes

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

A rare encounter with a giant phantom jellyfish 990m (3,200 ft) beneath the surface in Monterey Bay.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Deep in my bones, I do not understand why the Great British Bake Off is in a tent.

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@LindseySkidmore Can’t wait to hear it!

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Tolkien: now that I've invented all these different languages it's time to write thousands of years of history so I can finally write my book

Lewis: there is a lamp-post in the fantasy world. just one, no other technology. don't think about it I'll come up with why later

[abigourd @abbiedjohnson]

I do Not Care about Ol*via W*lde but I’ve seen so many people talking about her lately that she showed up in my dreams last night????