Abbie Auerbach

the carousel throws you the F off

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@Ticketmaster can someone please explain how after being within the first 200 people on the queue for @KaceyMusgraves tickets at MSG (I’m talented like that) I ended up getting forked over and missing out on the floor seats I so desperately wanted? Oops my ass. Explain.

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

Especially Taylor Swift fans who are obsessed with hating him 🥴 like this is coming from someone whose favorite Taylor song is Dear John. I promise it’s possible to love both of them.. or just be indifferent.

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

Can people please stop shitting on John Mayer 😫 He is a talented musician who has left his past discretions in the past. LET HIM BE. Gddamn

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@RustonKelly @davematthewsbnd I feel like... you owe us a Dave cover. Prove your worthiness bro

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

I need a way to contact @JohnMayer to let him know his hair is looking perfect af right now

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@RustonKelly you wanna folkwar? K.. dirt emo All Too Well is better than the original All Too Well. @taylorswift13 comments?

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

this ones for new jersey

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@KaceyMusgraves Watch @LuciferNetflix 11/10 recommend. Do it. 😍😈

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

I love watching @taylorswift13 fans go crazy when they get new Taylor stuff. They’re so excited they could poop their pants and be happy. It’s kind of weird almost.. but also entertaining

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@RustonKelly can you release abbys old high school demos lol

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

I genuinely need to know if I’m just an idiot who messed up filing for unemployment in New Jersey or if there are other people who are still waiting after two months. Anyone file and not get anything? Asking for my stupid self. #unemployment #njdol @NJGov

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@KaceyMusgraves I have an idea.. for every ignorant tweet you spell check, I’ll donate a dollar to the charity of your choice. What are we at so far? At least $10.. keep goin grammar crazy spacey Kacey (just don’t go too crazy I’m unemployed)

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

Better be a reeaaaalllly slow burn @KaceyMusgraves #slowburn

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@KaceyMusgraves But did you ever get to burn one with him? 😢

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@KaceyMusgraves Better question.. which will it be in your household 😏😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

Tiktok has some wacky community guidelines so here you go twitter.. say cheese!!!!!

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

gonna tell my kids this was @justinbieber #ChangesAlbum 👨🏻

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@RustonKelly I just wanted to let you know that in my record collection you live right next to @dashboardmusic

[Abbie Auerbach @abbieee23]

@jackantonoff bleachers LP3 timeframe.. go! @bleachersmusic

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Fighting exhaustion, practicing a strum pattern, getting hair and makeup done, getting my busted ass feet fixed, and trying to maintain a sense of Christmas cheer in between takes on the 6th day on the set of the Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show in an 85 degree metal building. ✔️