Abbie Grant

ole miss | dg | love recklessly | black lives matter

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”

[Sarah Saul @srsaul04]

Not now, sweetie. Trying to keep up with the Kenny / JaNa breakup.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Release the big dog on him (Liv)

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

@ us next time...

also, we honestly didn’t know you were still open. congrats!

[Will Day @WilllDay]

It’s not heaven, but you can see it from here.

@OleMissFB

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Get me to god's country.

[Izzat Hayes @AnimeSerbia]

Not right now kitten the walls are closing in on daddy.

[gare davis @bishonentype]

HITLER: [shaking his head] no no NO, you made it look GAY!!!

[lauren @winonaddict]

it’s inauguration day. fuck.

[montanna ꕤ 🏒 @atyourworsst]

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

him: "are you fucking stupid or something?"

me:

[sarah @slothanova]

humans saw this and said let’s invent billable hours

[abby ✨ @bytekiszka]

you’re laughing. they just elected ballooney for vice president and you’re fucking laughing.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

whoever wins gets custody of joe biden

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it