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[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

This inauguration is like a Comic-Con for pieces of shit.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[𝖌𝖊𝖊 @archiveofgee]

i’m not sure what’s bamboozled me more: the fact robbie williams thinks he’s good enough to have a biopic or the fact he’s played by a cgi monkey

[Yomna @YomnaElbanota]

Real

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

I think the smear test nurse should give you a lolly for being brave

[Will @willglloyd]

Tip: don’t throw missiles at police when you’ve got a family and a mortgage to take care of

[kose @kvsee1]

claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw

[Retiredtina @bradentbh]

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

good morning!

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Imagine our shock and horror when a bunch of fascists turned out to be a bunch of fascists

[little poof wizard @wizardtapestry]

gf's dad has made a little bit of mischief with edinburgh pride's singular anti-gay protestor

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

WWE Wrestlers are drag queens for straight men. I will not be taking further questions at this time thank you