Abbie H*cker

“Not stupid, just careless” -my physics professor. she/her

[Abbie H*cker @abbiehecker]

Things ducks and I have in common:
-love a good lake
-rivalry with geese
-not supposed to eat bread

[Abbie H*cker @abbiehecker]

@AnnieAlbin tag urself i’m padam padam bc i haven’t stopped listening to it on repeat since i first heard it

[10/11 News @1011_News]

Big day for the kindergarten classes at St. Joseph Catholic School in #LNK. They had a reverse field trip - @WxRentschler brought the 10/11 Weather Shield to them!

Today doubled as "bring your dad to school day" for Liam Rentschler!

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“Try not to think about it too much”

Me:

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

It's official. The death penalty is no longer in state law. In 2014 I issued a moratorium. In 2018 the state Supreme Court deemed the death penalty unconstitutional. Now in 2023, passage of SB 5087 strikes it entirely from our statutes.
https://t.co/VDG8yYiGhQ

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

she’s everything he’s just ken

[Abbie H*cker @abbiehecker]

@AnnieAlbin @dollypar7on sorry but the austere academy is the clear choice here

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

Are you sitting down?

Are you sure?

Ok, here goes.

Seattle could hit 60 degrees on Friday and/or Saturday—for the first time since Oct. 20!

[Abbie H*cker @abbiehecker]

@yelyahbell GOOOOODNIGHT I can’t 🔥

[Abbie H*cker @abbiehecker]

@yelyahbell oh bb i’m so sorry 💕 leo is king and always will be 👑 ilysm

[Emma Friend @EmmaYourFriend]

all these men vying for Speaker and none running to be Listener. makes u think

[Abbie H*cker @abbiehecker]

i am begging people in the airport to learn what headphones are

[Abbie H*cker @abbiehecker]

@AnnieAlbin you’re right and you should say it

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

some people are just sweaty and that’s fine.

[detune @xdetune]

Bo Burnham is just Silly Songs with Larry for depressed adults

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Now THIS is a headline

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

Spotify wrapped is cool and all but what I really want is an EPIC wrapped.

“You spent 7823 minutes writing discharge summaries.”

“Your most prescribed medication was zosyn.”

“You ordered 237 unnecessary chest radiographs.”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ok have you ever had a Mozzarella stick