Abbie Martin Greenbaum

in my funfetti era

[Abbie Martin Greenbaum @abbiemgreenbaum]

sorry if someone already suggested this

[Abbie Martin Greenbaum @abbiemgreenbaum]

I think to fix Chess, they should embrace the ABBA and make it a crossover with Mamma Mia. Sophie goes to Bangkok to figure out if Freddie or Anatoly is her father. Show ACT I of Chess in flashback, use the best songs from both shows, and call it The Winner Takes It All

[Abbie Martin Greenbaum @abbiemgreenbaum]

@sourtourtickets Yes! I just the Hilary Duff queue 2 mins before they went on sale bc of switching devices and I was 130 in line

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[Luann de Lesseps @CountessLuann]

Truer words have never been spoken

[vo @vanillaopinions]

new york city is so good and unique in america i unironically think the superiority complex is completely justified

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M LONELY, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT'S NEW YEARS EVE. I CAME HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEBODY, YOU WANT THE REST OF THE LIFE TO START AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

having a crush is like being club chalamet but for a random person

[🧘🏻‍♀️ @3amshadows]

great job guys see you all same time next year

[kyle r seibel @kylerseibel]

never had a writing problem that couldn’t be solved by reading more

[Abbie Martin Greenbaum @abbiemgreenbaum]

sorry to you all

[Aisha @aishadahira]

as someone who’s extremely type b, making plans with my type A friends be feeling like I’m about to link up with my parole officer or some shit

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

what if I crash out?
oh my darling,
what if u lock in <3

[𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲⸆⸉ 🪩☁️ @cloverbloom_]

Actually mine is that Taylor won’t put I’d Lie on debut TV

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

[Thomas @TommyInPA]

Per CNN exit polling the top 2 demographics that voted for Kamala Harris are: Black women @ 92% and Jewish women @ 88%.

[NYCLU (Find us on Bluesky) @NYCLU]

BREAKING: New York has passed #Prop1!

New Yorkers used their vote to permanently protect abortion statewide, and showed up for LGBTQ, immigrant, and disabled New Yorkers by approving the most progressive and comprehensive state Equal Rights Amendment in the country.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

if you’re IN line to vote, STAY IN LINE, and if you’re ON line to vote you’re from New York City baby best city in the world

[DRAMATURGY AMY @DramaturgyAmy]

People who have tickets to ragtime on Wednesday are braver than the marines in a way

[Abbie Martin Greenbaum @abbiemgreenbaum]

i want everyone to know I’m doing a Vladimir/Ragtime double show day tomorrow which is maybe the best/worst post-election plan anyone has ever had