Abbie Nicole Romph

Wine drunk=happy drunk Captain drunk=oh shit✨

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

I'm in sweats but I have makeup on so I'm basically ready for anything right now

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

POV: your boyfriend has to tell you that you’re arguing bc you don’t realize it bc he’s not yelling🤯

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

Imagine walking through life playing the victim card never taking accountability for your actions. Imagine wondering why people don’t want to be your friend ever when you only want to be friends when it’s convenient for you. If you think this is about you it is and @ me next time

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

@Megan__Rosee Girl what happened

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

How do I get my 3 month old to stop crying in the car? Put @MorganWallen on and tell her her mans on. Works every time👌🏻

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

@abby_masek We’re moving home soon!!

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

Okay but why does my child look like @GabrielguGabe ?????

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

Shit where it at?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you’ve been hit with “hi hungry I’m dad” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

S/o to @brenna_nduncan for her nookums because this has been a game changer. And she looks so cute cuddling the elephant🥺🥰

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

My perfect angel🥺 she’s wanted no one but her mama today, and I’m soooo thankful for the cuddles but damn this mama is tired

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

There was a wet spot on my bed. I’m trying to figure out how tf it got there. Patrick goes, well Arya isn’t wet, so it’s gotta be your boob. It was my boob.

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

My biggest accomplishment❤️

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

A year ago I got mad when Patrick would call me from the other room. What was I thinking? There’s no yelling, I don’t have to get up. This is nice.

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

@Megan__Rosee We have an extra box spring and mattress in storage if you need it, it’s a queen.

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

I gotta stop asking how shittier is life gonna get because life keeps saying hold my beer and watch this☹️

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

I wonder if I can sneak my cat into the hotel room🤔🤔🤔

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

We made it through the full moon, now let’s make it to my house being ready😅

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

It’s the 29th and I’m due in 29 days on the 29th. That is all.

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

Me: I’m going to bed, don’t fall asleep on the couch, you need to plug your phone in.
Patrick: I won’t fall asleep out here
*i wake up at 12:30* empty bed.
Patrick: *snoozing on the couch with his phone at 8%*

[Abbie Nicole Romph @abbienicole23]

@court__leeann I know I just wanted you to say it❤️