Abbie Thiebaut

Chaos in the Tweets, lady in the streets.

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

The CDC now says it's okay to go back to your favorite coffee shop and ask a total stranger to watch your stuff while you go to the bathroom.

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

Today I am “calling direct mail companies to unsubscribe from junk mail” years old.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Mrs. Claus Runs Large UPS Outpost That Delivers 75% of Gifts, but All Anyone Talks About Is Her Husband and His Sleigh: https://t.co/zyhejZuAG0

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

18 Months into the Covid Debacle and I still don’t know if canceled is spelled with one L or two.

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

Two minutes and nineteen seconds of American History.

[Howard Mortman @HowardMortman]

25 YEARS AGO TODAY

#OTD August 3, 1996: "Macarena" topped the Billboard Hot 100 ...

26 days later, this happened:

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

@RebeccaMullens1 Girl yes! The joys of owning a home. 🙃

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

One cool thing about owning a home is that today I had to have repair people to my house for plumbing, roofing, and HVAC.

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

I have been fully vaccinated for one week today and also had random men tell me to smile 4/7 of those days. 🥴

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

@calebhatch The light of your life

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

Your 20’s are all about discovering who you want to be, which is why I’m excited to announce I will now be embracing the middle part.

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

I would be lying if I said it didn't take me like 20 minutes to figure out what actually was opening today. #sportz

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

Literally cannot wait to see all the marketing emails I will receive that are April Fools themed.

Thanks, I will buy that coffee mug because you made an April Fools joke out of it!

...APRIL FOOLS, I will not.

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

BMV Employee Interview:

Manager: how are your photography skills?

Employee: absolutely terrible. I will make every single person look bad.

Manager: when can you start?

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

Going through 🤝 Thinking about
difficult things Cutting my
in life. own bangs

[Matt Roller @rolldiggity]

Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it.

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Focus Today When All You Can Think About Is That Meghan Markle Used to Work at a Place Called ‘Humphrey Yogart’: https://t.co/YH5Db9caRO

[Abbie Thiebaut @abbiethiebaut]

Did an audit of my Twitter account and happy/sad to report a majority of my content is now about crockpot dinners and the United States Postal Service uniforms.

[Netflix @netflix]

On a Zoom On a Zoom but
there’s a dog in
the background