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[Lucy @LMAsaysno]

asos: use this code to get 25% off selected styles
me: which styles?
asos:

[Josh Shreeve @JJShreeve]

You know how every year it seems there’s more of your mates getting engaged, more of your mates having babies? Well now it feels like more and more are doing marathons and that worries me the most.

[erika ♡ @xerikasanchezx]

Any arguments starting now, will get your Christmas present cancelled 😐 so behave

[Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_]

my therapist: and what do we say when we’ve made bad choices?

me: what am i like x

therapist: no

[Z 👨🏽‍💻 @zach__nfl]

Someone replies to my story: 😭😭😭
My reply: 😭😭

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍 @sixelaksa]

I am not a gorgeous gorgeous girl I am a hungry hungry hippo

[¥ 🕊 @YasmineChanel]

Christmas next week -

No presents bought ✔️
Doesn’t feel like Christmas ✔️
Haven’t been winter wonderland ✔️
Still living in the year 2019 ✔️✔️✔️

[em @emxlyyyy_xo]

monday tomorrow…

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

everytime money leaves my bank account because I’ve spent it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

never recovered from the first time i heard the word “acai” out loud. that wasn’t even in my top 15 guesses

[Dr Laura-Jane Foley @laurajanefoley]

This is the impact statement written by Susan Everard, Sarah Everard's mum. Her agony is palpable. Rest in peace beautiful Sarah. #SheWasJustWalkingHome

[Monique M @MonroweM]

Londoners are evil 😭 An American girl on TikTok is visiting London and asked for where to go. They sent her to Peckham, Harlesden and Lewisham.

[estel imane @REGINAVGEORGE]

saying “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

This is how toby gonna leave the villa #LoveIsland

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

Please understand, no one latches themselves to a plane knowing they will fall to their deaths unless the sky is safer than the land.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

it's terrifying that ur brain is fully developed by the time you hit age 25. like no renovations? that's it? im getting close and i gotta say im not liking what im seeing so far