Abbie

She/her -an artist and dog trainer who loves her animals and has an impressive rock collection

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

I was never a huge Bo Burnam fan but his new special is really frickin good

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

this headline from Australia is honestly the most accurate one I’ve seen so far

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

I’m about to be on a zoom call with my childhood role model...life is crazy man

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

@CaptainTathy @BethsDahlia96 💕 love u guys

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

It’s officially {sleeping with the window open} weather 🌙✨

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

please make sure your friends are in the right headspace to listen to your pain. friendships that are based around trauma dumping are EXHAUSTING.

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

How is anyone ever actually financially prepared to have a child and support them appropriately

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

HEY please vote for Myah pretty please thx https://t.co/dJpbKTmuPM

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

@MegAyee

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

I just need some sunshine for the serotonin

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

Just a few months ago I was so hopeless. Now I have a degree, graduated early at top of my class, and successfully started my own business. It feels so good. And I owe so much of it to the friends who helped me through it.

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

Me: I don’t know why I’m so tired today
Molly: we could do a lotta DRUGS

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

PCOS is a cop out diagnosis for doctors who perpetuate the underdeveloped practice of gynecology

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

the horse has now officially left the hospital

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

I never thought I’d relate so hard to Gotye’s Somebody That I Used to Know

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

When someone unexpectedly puts thought and effort into a unique gift for someone they’re into? Yeah I totally forgot that concept was a thing. Feeling surprisingly loved this year.

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

There’s nothing that is more guaranteed to make it rain than putting something outside to dry

[Abbie @abbievolpone]

TORTS ARE TURTS BUT NOT ALL TURTS ARE TORTS