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:’)

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

They should invent a coworker that knows stuff

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Not paying a lot of attention to the timeline did Klay Thompson try to assassinate the president

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

[mo :c @fruitpibble]

its "yea i listen to everything" until i put on the Alvin and The Chipmunks (2007) original soundtrack

[garshmo @garshmo]

At the age where it’s like that’s fine

[💽 @gum_mp3]

80 degrees yesterday but it’s snowing today. #okay

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

i’ll block a bitch on the jeremy renner app

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

When Drops of Jupiter comes on at the supermarket.

[urethra franklin @DoodooSimpanero]

I just need to get out of this 11 year slump is all

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[lawnadelgod @billiedelgod]

why are women called basic white women for liking Taylor Swift but men are not called basic men for liking cars and football

[xo, my cyber bitty cocker titty @haseulgbt]

i was really listening to WHATEVER

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away

[kathleen @holdenfordfocus]

the craziest gaylor on their craziest day could still never hope to compete with a mid-level larry

[nai @nairahamni]

this my last day talking , going ferb!

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

Terrible news. Absolute waste of a day

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork