Abbi 🌞

all good vibes ⭐️

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Capitalism is when a vaccine to a deadly pandemic exists but we can’t create or distribute enough of it because two pharmaceutical conglomerates refuse to lose out on shareholder profits by sharing the patent information.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans are Very Mad (again) about my appearance. This time they’re mad that I look good in borrowed clothes (again).

Listen, if Republicans want pointers on looking your best, I’m happy to share.

Tip #1: Drink water and don’t be racist

[madison🕊 @madisauce4prez]

me anytime my boyfriend does anything good

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

Lol dudes will scream “slob on my knob” word for word and crying abt WAP 😂 bye lil boy

[Jay 🦔 @JayyKess]

Schools are saying “we can’t enforce mask wearing” as if they haven’t enforced girls to cover up for decades

[Jenni Konner @JenniKonner]

I think the biggest mistake we made is telling Americans that wearing masks is to protect other people. Know your audience!

[Jorden Keith @jordenkeith]

pandemics are real whether or not you know someone who is sick. racism is real even if you aren’t a racist. white privilege is real even if you can’t feel it. police brutality is real even if the cop you know is kind and just. your world isn’t THE world. everything is not about U

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

How much does it cost to have an army occupy Los Angeles and why does my mom have to use her own paycheck to buy crayons for her first graders

[crab @dmndeyes]

conservatives a month ago: “why should we listen to the government and stay home? you are all sheep, this is a free country!”

conservatives today: “if you just follow the government mandated curfew, the paramilitary police stormtroopers won’t shoot you in the face, it’s simple”

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

the US: we are considering adding women to the draft

me: call me old fashioned but yes, i was raised to serve my husband. cook for him. do the laundry. wake up at the crack of dawn to make him breakfast, prepare his clothes and clean the house.

[Owen @TheOwenMyers]

The dogs keep jumping the fence, a solution has been found🐶😁

[A$AP Bado @Chris_Bado]

My roomate just sent me this video of my cat while I was at work 😭

[alesha @maybealesha]

the 1975 are just one direction for girls who like to be choked