Vehicles I can park perfectly: Jeep Commander (basically a bus), Chevy Suburban, Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Cadillac DeVille (a damn boat), almost anything with a trailer attached.
Vehicles I can’t park for shit in: Ford Fusion.
@ajbaldes I had to teach an 18 year old coworker how to address an envelope. She put the return address in the middle and the address we were sending it to on top right corner. Stamp in the top left.
@kenadeefoco My biggest pet peeve is when people don’t respect the rules I set for my dog. Like if I tell you not to give him chunks of meat because he’ll throw up, don’t. BECAUSE I’M THE ONE WHO HAS TO CLEAN HIS PUKE.
Nobody talk to me for 5-7 business days. I just spent 3 hours doing one layer of paint on a closet with a paint brush because I was too lazy to make a 10 minute drive to Menards to buy a new roller.
@Courtney_Perrou Reminds me of one time I went to get my nails done. I sit down and the first thing the lady says to me is “eyebrows too from the looks of it?”
???? Chillax ma’am.
When I went to get my first vaccine today the lady looked me dead in the eye and said “sorry sweetie but since you are under 18 you can’t get vaccinated without your parents present.” I showed her my ID and said “I’m 24.”
Will this be the week that I remember to go to Planet Fitness and cancel my membership? Or will I pay $23/month until I die and never go to the gym again? Stay tuned to find out.