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giving myself a little treat every time I feel even remotely inconvenienced

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

it’s time we had a proper Discussion

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

I think given the recent political and economic instability in Britain, and the likelihood of damage to this famous site, we should remove Stonehenge to a safer country for protection

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

RIP Emily Dickinson, you would have really loved Mountain Dew Summer Freeze 💙

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend $40 Challenge and you keep on losing

[Luke @qLxke_]

the people watching barbie in the other rooms when nolan sets off a nuke

[Carlos Aguilar @Carlos_Film]

OPPENHEIMER and BARBIE

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

when i say i got that dawg in me this is what i mean

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

although called “Count” Dracula, no such honorific was used in any of the centuries Dracula was operating in Transylvania. As he himself says, he is “Boyar”, one of the aristocrats of the region. He also frequently signs his letters as “-D.”

THIS MFER’S NAME IS BOYAR D.

[the angel of thursday @oceannaire]

no more hint of lime chips. i want declarations of lime. give me the limiest chips you have

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

at what point in your twenties do you stop feeling like a 17 year old wearing the costume of an adult

[Evan O’Connell @evanoconnell]

“and a Canadian”

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

god forbid a man has hobbies

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

I'd rather be drinking dandelion cordial out of an acorn at a banquet hosted by the king who is a little bird

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

now wait just a damn minute. where they goin