abbi 🥀

Writer and storyteller | she/her

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

One thing about me is I’m gonna eat potato salad when it’s available

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

If I could live the rest of my life without hearing the Microsoft Teams call sound again, it would not be long enough

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

When someone posts about their favorite band and I have never heard of them, I get annoyed. Like how are there still bands that I’ve never heard of? I have heard of every band

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

I am t-minus 20 years late to Veronica Mars

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Cue the That's So Raven vision eye scene except for the vision is me catastrophizing every little thing that could go wrong in my day

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

It's Thursday, and you deserve a treat. Have a gumdrop

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@nuclearunicorns @OkusiTastes @thisisinsider well this was a delightful read @caityweaver

[𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕍𝔼 𝕆ℕ ℙ𝕌ℝℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼 🆘 🇺🇸 @freepeeper]

Best use of social media I’ve seen in ages… ❤️ 🎶 🎼 🎵

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

Snitches have flesh memories but Harry Potter manhandles the snitch in movie #1 YEAH OK

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

If you don’t understand my sense of humor that’s okay because neither do I

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

I really do not want to hear the words “revisions” “circle back “follow up” and “touch base” while I am trying to channel inner peace pre flight

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

Stark differences in leaving the Dublin airport and landing back in Washington, DC:

I was just prompted to tip $3 on a $2 muffin

70% of U.S. travelers are on some kind of work call while waiting for their plane

Ain’t NO patience in customs. Heard: “I’m an American let me in”

[Banner Butter @BannerButter]

Sunday Biscuits. This beauty is a reshare from @abbiwilt, who attended @rscottpeacock 's incredible #BlackBeltBiscuitExperience ! Scott reached out to us to get some of our Buttermilk Whey so his attendees could use REAL Buttermilk when making his outstanding biscuits.

[Chester @chestermpierre]

having a child so expensive Rihanna gone back to work 😩

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

inside you there are two wolves

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

No one is worse at sales than I am. People come to my house to buy things from Facebook marketplace and walk away with three free gifts ☠️

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

These cannot be the same feet I was walking around all day in the office with heels on