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[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

French people at 22:22 on 22/2/22

[Lewis @Lewisf42]

I live in Aberdeen. The supposed oil capital of Europe. I can see an offshore wind farm from my bedroom window and my electricity supply is 100% renewable. How the hell are my bills going up 54% exactly?

[teggy @ellieteggart_xo]

Nicola hen u invited half the world to glasgow last month and ur trying to tell me a canny go for a two step at the weekend get so far to fuck ya mad boot

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This isn’t a ‘new normal’. It’s completely abnormal. We want our old normal back.

[summer @sumcarnwell]

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid

[chelsea @chelseaburdis]

living for these your bird/fella tweets 😭

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Fs 🤣🤣

[abs @abbixo]

@claraodoch @emmaceexo @fairley30

[Henry Fraser @henryfraser0]

One of the best post-match sports interviews.

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

How is this the prime minister 😩😩😩 https://t.co/gYhwJTpTkI

[Dan @hinnigd]

*liam thinking he got away with it*

Producers: “send Lillie back in”

#LoveIsland

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Sliced bread was invented in 1928.

People in 1927:

[liampullin @liampullin1]

“You replied fast”

Me: half swipe didn’t work

[erin melv @erinmelvinx]

people on Instagram who think they are influencers are so annoying cause only thing they are influencing me to do is unfollow them😅

[abs @abbixo]

@jas_mckenna @__hollie @emmaceexo