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life's short, stunt it

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I'm telling FAFSA about y'alls spring break trips

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today I saw someone whose screensaver was a bowl of salad

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if I learn anything senior year I hope it's how to chill the heck out about the future

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@DadBodyZach @RCSparky pls tell me where you get gas

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i thought my prius was broken because Ive driven all over creation and the gas hasnt budged. update: my prius isnt broken...its just awesome

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@DadBodyZach a**holes

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my roommates just tucked and rolled out of my moving car to buy beer and man I'm going to miss college

[relatable @byreIatable]

Accurate

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everyone's been camped out for the eclipse since last week and I'm over here like @chad_mellor

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Just had a near death experience driving & eating CFA. I was shook up til I realized what better way to die than with a CFA sammy in ur hand

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@ASwifticles What the....how'd you find me

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when you realize your bitmoji lowkey looks like a hoe .... :///

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I just saw a guy sneeze and then say bless you to himself...lol

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I've been in Europe for 5 days and have eaten Pad Thai twice so I guess you could say I'm super cultured

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@erinantoch i think ur funny 2

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tryna obtain this level of happiness as I watch my GPA and aspirations crash and burn in front of me. RT if u agree

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you know you're at an all time low when you're on an extremely tight budget with real money AND dining points ha ha ha

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@chad_mellor Shouldn't u be studying

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I could've happily gone through my day without seeing my elderly professor shirtless in the parking lot but ya know sometimes sh*t happens