abbie🐝

i believe in soulmates and mine is my dressing gown

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

My emotional stability has the object permanence of a baby honestly

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

I'm not saying Mel Giedroyc is the gassiest woman in the world, but she's accidentally burped on TV enough times for me to make a montage.

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

@chaoticcatpics I would like to add my cat

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

This is a superb visualization of European history (1500-2022).
https://t.co/e87t1bKxYC

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

@RoseSchmits My app says you still have one? Is there a lag for it being removed?

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

Wait this is literally me I thought this was just lockdown weight that I couldn’t shift😭

[Mrs. Mac @NMckena]

I don’t feel like women are made aware of that second puberty and probable weight gain especially around 23-26.

You’re UK 8 one week and in a month you’re UK 12. You never see it coming and then it’s suddenly there and you now have to learn how to love your new body and adjust.

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

I wish every ailment had a treatment as effective as Bonjela is for mouth ulcers

[ann @quandromache]

so rose got to kiss ten, martha got to kiss ten, the special ep companions got to kiss ten, jack got to kiss nine, river got to kiss eleven, amy got to kiss eleven, clara got to kiss eleven,
but yaz didn’t get to kiss thirteen even though she’s in love with her? #doctorwho

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

@ncntxt3bnsalad pompidudes

[pas 🌼🌿 @slowtoowns]

She's not even gone for a week and they're already selling her stuff in Nook's Cranny #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

We recreated it

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

<<< butt scritches

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

me and who

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

Getting really into skincare because I feel like an old witch putting lotions and potions on my skin to make myself youthful

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

Pretty sure whoever is in the B&B room next to us probably just heard me ugly cackling at a joke from my bf and then moments later me letting out the loudest fart possibly ever emitted and then proceeding to sigh the biggest sigh of relief as my guts stopped spasming

[Matthew @DiscipleOfBrad]

A tradition now every year for #InternationalCatDay to post this cat causing the Doctor Who set to grind to a halt

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

fine I’ll say it, lunch is the most annoying meal of the day. there are no clear guidelines and the options are mostly boring

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

I can’t sleep because I’ve had more caffeine than I’m used to and I feel it’s important for the internet to know that the best live action Disney remake is Cinderella with Lily James, thank you for coming to my TEDx talk

[abbie🐝 @abbkng]

Did Mr Darcy have a job? Where was he getting his £10k a year from??