Abby.

Canadian punk band

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Messages I have unsent are none of my business 😇

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If anyone can find 1 square inch on my legs that is unencumbered by a bug bite, they get 1 million dollars

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If life was actually supposed to be good, pasta would be good for us

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I get WHY it’s the case, but there’s something so discontenting about a society where you can endlessly scroll Facebook, Twitter, Instagram for free and can’t read a REAL, intelligent article. Journalists need to be paid but damn even wanting to do better w screentime, it’s hard

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That level of drunk where I’m commenting positively on everyone’s shit? Never shame me about that, that’s the best version of me we’ll ever get 😇

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When does working nights suck? When you get home at midnight on a Tuesday and crave connection but the world is asleep

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I hated my nose literally from around 8-9 years old until adulthood. And lately I’m like, let’s make the bitch look BIGGER, I could not give less of a fuck, she’s cute 😇 and I hope we ALL get there, we’re ALL CUTE 🥰

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My advice to anyone looking to get back into the habit of reading is don’t read what you think you SHOULD, just find a good book and start. Reading should be for joy and it shouldn’t be painful. Almost ALL reading is expansive anyhow, just get it where you can

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You know you raised your kids too soft when they won’t eat your go-to depression meal that you actually churched up for them. (Yes, this is a tweet about my cats)

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I’ll be honest, I didn’t read the article, because it’s behind a paywall. But from what I CAN see? YES 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@uuuuanimal @samjauregui24 @latkedelrey You’re right and I do it too, but it is a lot of work to not be that great in the end 😅

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@ziggywalksinla @yatinbrooklyn @joeyneverjoe What a beauty! My cats have taken down pests I didn’t even know I had, which is both comforting and disconcerting 🫠 I also have no idea which cat commits the deed as it’s always at night 😻

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But I burn my toast every morning and never remember to turn my toaster down, so who’s the real loser here?

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When someone posts too many videos (3+) of the event they’re at, I assume it isn’t actually fun, they just want us to think it is

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If you find a book by a lesser-known author that you LOVE and deeply speaks to you, I highly recommend emailing them to tell them that. I’ve done it twice now and BOY is it a good time for all involved

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@aribananna I relate to this so much. 💓💓💓 Wish I could tell ya the answer

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How often are y’all washing jackets? Cause I have a jacket I’ve been wearing off and on since HIGH SCHOOL and I don’t know that I’ve EVER washed it 😳

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BOY do I feel like I’m 5’10” til I see a photo of myself with context clues 🫣

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If you know how to pronounce hamster without adding an uninvited P sound, PLEASE teach me your ways.

I spelled it hampster until like last year and I don’t know how to go back.

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Two people this week have liked my Goodreads review of Matilda circa 2015.

What???