Abbie Jackman

A broken clock is right two times a day

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The most unrealistic thing about women in movies and television is that they know how to tie ties.

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@wamorrison95 You look amazing in that pic!!

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@wamorrison95 Bitch one of those crazy girls is such an underrated paramore song

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I demand a personal apology for the emotional damage @Nick_Offerman has put me through tonight or I’m suing for damages

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.@paramore am I crazy or is there an iPhone notification noise in the pre-chorus for The News? If so that’s GENIUS

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If anyone ever wants to know my sexuality it’s terry crews singing Vanessa Carlton

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“infinite points of light appear from the warm and welcoming darkness, and begin to coalesce, as something infinite and eternal chooses to make itself finite, in order to show how much it loves those things which move in space and time” love how this is about Kugrash a dirty rat

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

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[Abbie Jackman @abble_jax]

@KillDyamiWilson Man I miss the old KillDyamiWilson account

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@KillDyamiWilson I thought....I was your favorite account....

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Me: ugh I can’t eat all this pizza I should just toss it
Also me: I should donate this ferret food I accidentally bought so it doesn’t go to waste

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You may clean your pet’s eye boogers but do you pick their nose?

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It just started its fourth season as a reference for the time I’ve invested in this

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I’ve never been as entranced or as invested in a show as @searchpartymax. I literally binged the entire show in less than a day.

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@KillDyamiWilson Delete your account

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My mom told me today that when I was younger I’d get really bad allergies from spending too much time with large groups of people so I’m literally allergic to human interaction

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@KillDyamiWilson Finally a good tweet from this account

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Cats think they're so stealthy when I can see their ears over the couch back like?? Bitch I see you ya never gonna surprise me...

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I’m so much of a simp for my cat that I made a blowup bed in my office where she’s quarantined while recovering from her spaying surgery

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

it is finally ovfefe