Abby

pink twink. I have given up

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

I have very maternal feelings towards Darth Vader Stewie

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥

https://t.co/rIaG2Ezo7Z

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[chappell roan daily @dailyroan]

THE SUBWAY: OUT NOW WORLDWIDE ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES! ⋆⭒˚｡⋆

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

who up streaming “the subway” by chappell roan

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

listening to the subway by chappell roan

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

Was greening out last night and in a deep spiral until @KimChi_Chic saved me with her tiktok ad about sharting. Saw that wild shit and snapped out of it like a trance! Thanks girl!

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

Its the scorpio full moon and my powers have increased tenfold. Just ripped a door clean off its hinges and solved a murder mystery like a rubix cube

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Chappell Roan dressed as a blowup sex doll for ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars.’

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

Holy shit I'm a prophet

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

I need to have my astrological chart read by a woman who will use me as a funny anecdote

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

Men will say shoujo isn't serious or well written and then their favorite anime is literally "I reincarnated as the mythical chosen one gooner"

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

The patriarchy wants you to think having bangs is embarrassing or only for the most worthy and beautiful. Do not fall for anti-bang propaganda

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

yall don't get how incredible Blue is like this girl is THIRTEEN and holding her own against BEYONCE 😭 at her age I was on tumblr arguing about Johnlock #CowboyCarterTour

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

I need to buy more things and practice more witchcraft

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

It's been FAR too long since life felt novel and romantic

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

@theestallion @coachella God is good 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

had a dream that a cashier pointed to his autistic coworker and asked me if I wanted to donate my change to cure him and I was like um hell no and the cashier got mad and said his coworker had a rare blood disease and I woke up in a cold sweat

[kinga @gonerboner]

Jesus dying on the cross:

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

Every time I drive by a Julia Regan billboard I send her telepathic fanmail and for good measure I remind Nancy that it's NOT for her

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

I've been sending telepathic hate mail to Nancy Reagan all day

[Abby @abbnormalitea]

I hate when a TV episode (my day) doesn't have a plot (Im unable to get my tasks done) and instead has a flashback montage (ptsd)