Diane Abbottcus

Diane Abbot: Politics by numbers.

A parody of a living parody

[Peep Show @PolitiPeepShow]

FIFA needs to update their name to FISA. It's soccer, not football, idiots.

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@TRobinsonNewEra He's come over with 2 brothers. Deport the lot

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@Dean84919146069 https://t.co/U30za8Se3R

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We need to end #PoliceBrutality in the UK. #HenryNowak #NoJusticeNoPeace #ICantBreathe

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@vpopulimedia @FranklySpeakP https://t.co/U30za8Se3R

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We need to end #PoliceBrutality in the UK. #HenryNowak #NoJusticeNoPeace #ICantBreathe

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@RestorerPatriot @YouTube https://t.co/U30za8Se3R

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We need to end #PoliceBrutality in the UK. #HenryNowak #NoJusticeNoPeace #ICantBreathe

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@Chishol92148373 https://t.co/U30za8Se3R

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We need to end #PoliceBrutality in the UK. #HenryNowak #NoJusticeNoPeace #ICantBreathe

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@Keir_Starmer https://t.co/U30za8Se3R

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We need to end #PoliceBrutality in the UK. #HenryNowak #NoJusticeNoPeace #ICantBreathe

[Diane Abbottcus @abbottcus]

We need to end #PoliceBrutality in the UK. #HenryNowak #NoJusticeNoPeace #ICantBreathe

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@elonmusk Nah mate. Split the vore. Reform is the only way

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@elonmusk Try to tell the @UKLabour party. They love cheap foreign labour, hate working people and just wish white people would die.

[Diane Abbottcus @abbottcus]

After watching Rivals, it's clear the next @007 movies have to cast Alex Hassell as Jaws.

[Higgy @higgyboson]

I submitted my tax return to HMRC one day late.

I was fined £100. And I didn't even owe them any tax!

Angela Rayner tried to avoid paying £40,000 stamp duty for nearly a year and could have been fined £8,000 by the HMRC after she recently coughed up the money, (shortly after being gifted £50,000 from a refrigeration company for 'Office Expenses').

She wasn't fined a single penny. No fine. No penalty. No comeback whatsoever.

Is it any wonder that us little folk are getting so pissed off with these freeloading, opportunistic, money grabbing, holier than thou, two faced charlatans?

[Badger Bites UK @BadgerBitesUK]

@AngelaRayner She could be telling the truth here. Clueless individual probably had no idea. Should NEVER be in government

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@IvorPowell40 @Glinner As opposed to their neighbour who bombs kids, burns and rapes them.

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Keir Starmer won a massive majority for his government. His predecessors couldn't do that. So any other leader wouldn't have a mandate and a general election would be needed. Sir Keir should call one himself and call the rebel bluff.

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@rassmallai @BBCNews They've been facilitating the genocide in Sudan? How so?

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@AngelaRayner Pay tax. Give up your council house. Stop suing the NHS. Resign. Give up vaping.

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Remember, under Labour's new laws, they can't be fired, they can strike for any reason (including Palestine), can do so for years if they want and their work can't be covered by agency teachers. Thanks sent to @UKLabour and @AngelaRayner. Stupid children wanting to learn.

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

This is insane. Teachers wearing keffiyehs and draped in Palestine flags are out on strike. The pupils tell them to get back to work

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

This is insane. Teachers wearing keffiyehs and draped in Palestine flags are out on strike. The pupils tell them to get back to work

[Diane Abbottcus @abbottcus]

@VickyVillarruel Argentina didn't exist when the Falklands were first inhabited by Britain, you dumbass. And whilst you're telling people to go home, why don't you go back to Italy/Spain and leave the actual natives their country?