Scott Abbott

Sports Fan,

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@3YearLetterman @emilyetaylor23 U of 0 SEC Championships

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@jasonscheer Turner was probably wondering why there was no defender on that guy

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@HenryBushnell @thegoalkeeper Why are they having hydration breaks when it’s 75°? It is like a TV timeout in other sports obviously.

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Did A1 make this? 😂

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.

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@_EricaKnight

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@3YearLetterman

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@tjmcaulay I don’t know why they don’t run that play every down. Some NFL owner can save his WR money for fullbacks and backup guards.

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I kept waiting for him to pull out the Ace of Clubs.

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@RedditCFB Baghdad Bill saw no troops at the airport.

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@3YearLetterman @GreenlandMFA @GreenDay Coach, is Greenland trying to get into the SEC through some diplomatic back door?

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@NFL @SNFonNBC My compliments to the script writers! 👏

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This is how I feel when I go to Google.

[Peyman Milanfar @docmilanfar]

Hey @united is this a joke? I just flew 5+ hours in First Class and this bowl of sadness is what you serve me for dinner.

Between the 3D-printed mystery meat, the cafeteria cheese cubes, and the whole tomato I need a chainsaw to cut, this is genuinely unbelievable.

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Real Colorado United FC.

[Braidon Nourse @BraidonNourse]

BREAKING: The Colorado Rapids will launch a campaign tied to potentially changing the club's name, crest and colors.

In addition to the club's yearly fan survey regarding game day experience, the club will test the waters within the fanbase about making brand changes.

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@THEChrisKessell That looks like 1 airport. Where are all the others?

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@awfulannouncing CTE.

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@atrupar And you have criminal politicians

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@atrupar @TriciaOhio If anyone knows political theater, it’s the people around Cosplay Kristi and ICE Barbie.

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@THEChrisKessell @HelltownBeer T Mobile customers get that shit for free and it’s still not worth it to me.

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JB believes gas is $1.98.

[JB McCuskey @mccuskeyforwv]

This is truly unbecoming @CAgovernor . Our politics should be well above attacking a young father and his family for taking a vacation. You know better than most, as I do, the sacrifices your family make for a life of public service. You’re better than this.

Good on @JDVance for taking the high road.

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@RepRalphNorman How much tax do we pay on “auto loan interest” right now?