Me repeatedly saying “dang it’s nasty out here today” like we don’t all know we’re in the middle of an atmospheric river and it’s going to rain hard all weekend
Blondie hear me out:
Feb 8- you pick an all time fight with your boyfriend. Keep him up all night.
Feb 9- your hometown eagles win superbowl
Feb 10-13- every chief fan blames you somehow
Feb 14- drop reputation tv