AB

All my dreams, all my plans, Lord I leave them in Your hands. Murray State University Cheer & ADPi Alum.

[AB @abbs_610]

Maybe in four years, and after no calls, I'll look pretty in a hotel bar.

[AB @abbs_610]

if you see me at my gate in LGA eating hard boiled eggs with a pack of spicy brown mustard i found in the food court at 5am, no you didn’t

[AB @abbs_610]

no hate but literally NOBODY took birth control in 2022

[AB @abbs_610]

nyc is walking through a movie set and 10 blocks later passing by a naked man on your way to physical therapy

[AB @abbs_610]

my toxic trait is buying gummy vitamins bc I know good and well I’ll be having an extra one here and there as a lil snack

[AB @abbs_610]

is it just me or has EVERYONE been reading the same 4 books this year? like I already saw Sharon, Carol and Karen reading those, give me another recommendation plz.

[AB @abbs_610]

sorry I was “late” logging on this morning I couldn’t decide which dog video to send my bf

[AB @abbs_610]

paper baggin this ishhhh

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

[Dylan Holt @DylanHolt_]

Every time I saw Ja & Cam on the court

[AB @abbs_610]

i dm my bf dog videos everyday thinking it’ll psychologically trick him into wanting one, but it’s basically just turned into a place i can go and have a whole thread of dog videos to laugh at.

[AB @abbs_610]

@jeremant2 waste down

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Cats in STEM.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moose. He’s wondering where Santa’s reindeer tryouts are. Knows he has what it takes. 12/10 please point him in the right direction

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Buckaroo. He is 12 years old and sometimes he gets sore. Warm baths always help him feel better. His dad holds his pillow and his brothers come by for emotional support. 14/10 for all #SeniorPupSaturday

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $40
Venue fee: 21.32
Access fee $18.32
Paperless transmission fee: $12.03
Fee Fee: $8.84
Fi Fo Fum: $3.43
Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01
Might as well fee: $1.89
WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38
Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00