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[Abby @abbs_kay]

3 years old and still one of the best tweets of all time

[Keaton Hill @KeatonHill_AZ]

Brigham Young: this is the place

Me in 1847: are you sure? California is literally right there

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you’re excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they’re excited to see you too

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

If you root for your bracket over chaos you’re a coward

[Weggie Rayne @weggie_rayne]

Nothing like your “perfect bracket” being completely tanked by the first 8v9 game at 1:30pm.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

I’m so deep into my delusions that I’m already planning for life after being the first person to ever have a perfect bracket

[Abby @abbs_kay]

#marchmadness

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Nobody has ever put into reasonable terms why the Muppets can’t host the Oscars. Chop chop. Should have happened decades ago.

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

“im dating casually” “im dating to marry” well im dating to form an alliance

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

“It’s the Pop-Tart’s bowl. Both teams put sprinkles on their helmets and they have 6 live pop-tart mascots. The winning team gets to sacrifice one of them and then eat them live on the field. The trophy is also a fully functioning toaster. It’s the people’s national championship”

[Sports Jimothy III @SportsAndChup]

Sorry, can’t. The Pop Tart Bowl is on at 3:30 pm

[bug girl @buggirl]

when u hold ur hand out for a little cat and they aggressively squish their face into it

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[Theo Baker @tab_delete]

To be clear: It's not "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after comments about Charlie Kirk," it's "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after threats from Trump FCC chair"

The distinction matters here.

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Charlie Kirk was the 18,533rd American shot and killed in 2025.

Why is he the only one people are talking about?

What about the 18,532 before him?

What about the roughly 400 hundred who were shot and killed since then?

Does anyone know any of their names?

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

If we’re going to talk about political violence, let’s talk about where it started.

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Charlie Kirk isn’t a martyr. He’s a casualty of the violence he incited.

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.