Abby Foster

#1 flop loser

[Abby Foster @abbsfost]

Get a shih tzu, name it Hovatters.

[fred @fredday95]

If you're 27 to 33 years old you have a very distinct relationship with King Krule's Dum Surfer

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if the ribbon is pink, breast cancer aware. if the ribbon is blue, pig at state fair

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Tell them “vote blue no matter who”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

let’s elect this guy to house oversight chair!

[Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww]

RAW MILK TIME

I was surprised to find most of the "raw milk cures ___" talking points from the last 20+ years come from one (1) raw milk dairy farmer in California.

Let's get to know him! 🧵

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

How is the weather in every single country in the whole entire world for next few weeks

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

wish i could be a kid again but not me as a kid

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

i’d find existential dread in any lifetime

[Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww]

Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to "TURN ON THE WATER" To fight fires in LA?

So they opened 2 dams in central CA & flushed 6.5B gal of water down the rivers.

That water is for farmers in central CA to use in summer! It'll never reach LA. WTF.

https://t.co/23zJUm1G2B

[Abby Foster @abbsfost]

Gonna be a crazy season of Selling Sunset after this

[Abby Foster @abbsfost]

Why is Sprite Zero the most rare substance on earth

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

You’ll be at work talking to an older coworker like “we’ve had record heat & this is the first October Mt Fuji ever had no snow also it now gets so hot that animals just die en masse” and your coworker will be like “good! I love when it’s hot 😃 and hate when it’s cold 😡”

[Abby Foster @abbsfost]

never shoulda started watching Industry now I only want to work and make money

[Abby Foster @abbsfost]

Did you start a tab for that diet coke

[Abby Foster @abbsfost]

@humanbrennapede LMAO 💔

[Abby Foster @abbsfost]

I think I’m too old to wear a shirt that says BRAT but I want Charli merch 😭