Abby

twitter grandma

[Lisa Fleisher @lisafleisher]

Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.

[Jon Rogers @JonRog88]

Student loan forgiveness.

[Steve Trost @trostworthy]

"Professor, what does 'exponential growth' look like?"

me:

[乐正博 keith @ElChicoPocoLoco]

that's years of evolutionary adaptation due to the lack of pockets in most women's clothes

[Emani @EmaniBrinkman]

As an RA & i have NEVER been a snitch but this year it is ON SIGHT

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

if the textbook is 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 then why don’t you 𝘽𝙐𝙔 𝙄𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙈𝙀

[michelle @mooopsy]

opened up my first zoom lecture and forgot that i’d been using zoom to talk to friends over the summer so yeah my professor just witnessed “Dumb Thicc Stupid Baby” enter his 9 AM class... and what about it

[Abby @abbspotter]

zoom breakout rooms are canceled I’m over it

[maybe: clare @clur19]

All these parents are crying dropping off their freshman children at college as if they’re not going to be picking them back up in three weeks

[jen @jennnmei]

I don’t think it’s fair that professors can surprise students with additional fees for a class they’ve already signed up for. also, I don’t appreciate being poor shamed by our faculty. big yikes @univofdayton