Abby Bowles

"there has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food."

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

Soooooooo free vouchers for you shitty service and attitude giving flight attendants or nah? @FlyFrontier

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

@FlyFrontier seriously anytime now. Your flight attendant just got pissed at the pilot and gave all of us attitude. So glad I paid extra to sit at the front and listen to all this.

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

Seriously just redownloaded twitter so I could let everyone know how shitty you are @FlyFrontier

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

@FlyFrontier still waiting. Sick of your lies. Maybe @SouthwestAir can come fix your plane for you.

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

@FlyFrontier I think we should see other people. It’s just not the same anymore. Sorry I’m not sorry.

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

@SouthwestAir I’m sorry I ever left you. It wasn’t you it was me. Could you take me back?

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

@FlyFrontier it smells like someone farted in here. Your flight attendants aren’t too happy either. @SouthwestAir help the flight attendants first. They don’t like their job.

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

@FlyFrontier still waiting...it’s getting warm in here if you care at all. @SouthwestAir any lucky finding us better service?

[Abby Bowles @abbsss_8]

@FlyFrontier this is absurd. Have now missed wedding appointments because of you today! Flight 1721 to stl google it. Thanks👎🏼 @SouthwestAir got flights?

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

If you don't like The Office then you are Toby.

[Mind Blowing @MindBlowing]

This is how the heart of a shark beats https://t.co/uQWDDUkPJc

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Please only send dogs. We don't rate mechanics, no matter how h*ckin good. Thank you... 13/10 would sneak a pat

[𝐤𝐲 ☆ @S4GITTERRORIST]

this is why ppl born after 2001 need to stay away from twitter https://t.co/RghkohNF9P