its me!

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

They get paid generational wealth weekly to play for 90 minutes once or twice a week, some people have to go to a 9-5 everyday for breadcrumbs. Athletes have no idea how easy life is for them.

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

motherfucker the cities are called “Los Angeles” and “San Francisco”

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

"Women have very little idea of how much men hate them." -Germaine Greer

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

I love watching my uber driver run a red light. Fuck it we're young

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

getting trivia wrong makes me want to hurt myself

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

insane clutch control

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Two beautiful emails stand before me, but only one can get a reply before lunch

[Andrew @Dub__A]

Eating at The

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

If Chappell Roan sees her shadow today we get 6 more weeks of Pride.

[Renata @RenMDF]

I have never met a man in my life come even close to the thoughtfulness of a woman

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

WHEN I CALL FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE I WANT TO TALK TO A REPRESENTATIVE NOT A ROBOT

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me at a brewery

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[its me! @abbstrract]

Where was she when I was 14.