abby

[abby @abbsv09]

why did my doordasher need a drop off picture. i have never been more humbled in my life.

[abby @abbsv09]

The Knicks won the finals. Mamdani is the mayor. I had a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel for breakfast. Life is beautiful.

[tiktok hater @vancssasbeckett]

zach is gay and jealous

[shadon @pvrekhs]

zach keep it cute on trinity before i make this your future.

[speedy @tweet_deleter]

I will die for my country new york city

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[soph @fleabagstan1]

I WISH NIKKI FREEMAN LOVED VICTOR WEMBANYAMA MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD

[abby @abbsv09]

@fleabagstan1 They’re calling it the best tweet ever

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[soph @fleabagstan1]

me and abby when the camera cut to some random white man and the bar cheered (it was Eli Manning)

[abby @abbsv09]

it’s elbow eczema flare up season

[† @mourninglambs]

This particular image got me though some of my most evil thoughts and headspaces

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

men are like “i’m a provider i’m a provider im a provider” until it’s time for them to PROVIDE their seats on the subway

[BIG MAMA🙂‍↕️ @itGURLmia]

ITS SO FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

[Drew Beringer @drewberinger]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[soph @fleabagstan1]

Breakout role is crazy

[g @34rths]

Post irritation clarity just hit And I am probably the worst person on earth

[marv @mvn_dn]

see how gracefully you age when you eat lumpia? adobo? every single day

[milos @miloslines]

is nothing sacred 💔 not my beautiful wife oxford comma

[ry @westviewswanda]

why can’t you guys be normal and play episode