Abby Barks

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@itsthePeeano Thank you.

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Is there a dog version of @itsthePeeano ?

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Having pretty bad kibble farts today :/

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woof

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Why don't I have more #followers? I guess I'll just bark nonstop until more people pay attention to me! #woof #bark

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After years of focusing on me and my career, I'm ready to go out and find that perfect boy.

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I just got a fabulous haircut and I'm feeling #sassy

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Found a pretty nice tennis ball today.

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Finally pooped. Maintained eye contact with everyone fortunate enough to bear witness.
#winning

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I haven't pooped in a couple days :/ could have been all those dandelions! #stressed

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#meanmuggin

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Bark out loud!!! Rolling on floor woofing! Haha simple humans just don't understand

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The new small cat is strange, but at least he leaves me gourmet treats in a box of sand. The humans always shovel them away though! #howrude

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#thestruggle

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I was like, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit. #recognize

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The barista at PetSmart clearly didn't give me the grass-fed GMO-free rawhide #dissapointed

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Napping is fantastic