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[abigayle @abby_beauch]

He is the reason I've taken my snap out of my bio.

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Kinda rude that corn has no nutritional value

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i am already very tired. so i really think. we should all try again tomorrow

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Your feelings are valid even if you can’t explain why you feel that way

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

I don’t think it really matters what time landscapers come, it is inevitable that you will be asleep upon arrival and then awake 4 minutes later when they start up the mower

[Daisy Marquez @daisymarquez_]

Did she just wipe her tears with a hamster lmao

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

At this point I don’t even think I’d be mad if someone came up to me and was like “you look like a crackhead rn”. Like as long as they were discrete I’d be like “cool I’ll go check that out, good looking out”

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

You breifly get the ability to talk to animals and you use it to square up with my dog.

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

There’s a live chipmunk in my toilet right now

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Looks mean nothing if their personality is the equivalent of wearing wet socks

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Do other schools not cover these ...?

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

EDIT
I’d like to replace “how do I do my taxes” with:

“Can we explore how our history of Native American genocide, slavery, Jim Crow laws, and the exclusion of women from positions of power still has repercussions on American citizens today?”

The square dance thing can stay.

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Forget love songs. I want dog songs, same concept except it’s about how amazing their dog is.

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

My dad just stopped hugging me mid-hug to pick up a peanut off the ground and eat it

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

You can’t bite from the same Apple twice

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Why does no one talk about how annoying packets of ketchup are ?? They’re so small and hard to open and there’s never enough in one so you need to open like 12 of them

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Losing yourself is hard. Finding yourself is harder. But the end goal is so worth it

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Ya so the warmer weather is nice but like if the bugs could just not come back that’d be sick

[abigayle @abby_beauch]

Sometimes I say or do something so stupid and I wonder how/why natural selection hasn’t taken me out yet.