Abby Berger

[Abby Berger @abby_berger]

watching #WildWildCountry and 100% sure I would’ve joined this cult if I were alive in the 80s. Don’t @ me.

[αsh ꕤ @thisloml]

listening to these songs without lyrics is like watching a movie without subtitles help me

[s ౨ৎ @ttpdchella]

all this has taught me is that delusion is key

[trash jones @jzux]

you should be able to doordash gatorade directly into your throat

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Shakespeare adapted to modern-day high school comedy is one of the most important art forms we have.

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[boob ross @rootlore]

renee rapp leaving sex lives of college girls is my zayn leaving one direction

[Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman]

she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Why did humans stop making constellations? What's stopping us from pointing at a pattern of stars and going "that's Cher."

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Kelly Clarkson singing Clean by Taylor Swift is the best thing to happen to me and the worst thing to happen to anyone who has to listen to me.

[Abby Berger @abby_berger]

hand to god the casting of younger / older claire in tiny beautiful things is the best now/then casting that’s ever been

[Abby Berger @abby_berger]

@Spotify bring back the clickable heart plz

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Just a rescued black jaguar trying to figure out what to do with his day

[☔ @Whotfismick]

idk what this dog had been going through but same

[ericanders.bsky.social @MrEAnders]

Sometimes I’m like… is “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” like… the best song? Like of all of them?

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

That man must just be bored.

[sad oat @sad_oat]

spotify you’ve literally watched me listen to phoebe bridgers all week

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s correct

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Manically replying to everyone’s IG stories like I haven’t completely lost touch with them is my favorite Saturday morning activity