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more than a woman

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@rachaeldisher wouldnt you like to know

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going on an 11 hour flight this week. i need three xanax, an ambien, a book of crossword puzzles and all the hunger games movies STAT

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five

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hey so what does it mean if ive dated 4 men with dead fathers

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roth ira - what is it?

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bro youre not even watching the prince of egypt bro

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if you stole the jewels from the louvre, hey :)

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he said his celebrity crush is madison beer. horrible news

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sometimes i think men are funny and then i realize that i was making myself laugh and the man was just there

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i think my divorced parents are flirting in the group chat

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messaged my uber delivery driver i was coming and he said “please hurry there’s a rat” - im on my way king!!

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happy pride (i got mugged in boystown)!!

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ya i watched conclave last night

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youre gonna look me in my eyes and tell me god has repeatedly chosen an italian man to be his representative on earth

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my fav girl dinner is a man

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cant wait for soft pretzel with friends <3

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last night was a movie (derogatory)

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if the hunger games were happening now bowen yang would be caesar flickerman

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making sure every light is on before i fall asleep on the couch

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every night i battle with my neighbors across from me over who will be the last in our building to turn off their lights and close the blinds. they are a formidable opponent but i am stronger